"It's not usually this smooth," Peridot explains irritably, straightening up and pushing her glasses back up her nose. "This linoleum--" her eyes flick over to the war demon briefly, LISTEN TO HOW SHE'S SAYING IT, JASPER-- "is super old because my stupid landlord won't pay to replace it. Usually it's textured, but that feature has been worn away over time by friction. Other parts of the house are at least carpeted, so you shouldn't have any problems there."
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